Microsoft is getting rid of the iconic Blue Screen of Death, and its replacement is a lot more boring

Did you know that the Blue Screen of Death has been around since Windows 3.1, back in 1993? Even before then, Windows 1 and 2 would show a 'blue screen' when it crashed, but there would be no valuable data on it, and the text would just be a jumbled mess. It wasn't until 3.1 that we had the "proper" BSOD screen, which tells you what went wrong and points to a culprit. If we're using this definition for a BSOD, then it has been plaguing computers for 32 years now.